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    Clench your assholes tight as we shoot past the moon and straight to Uranus 🚀

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Wed, Jul 21, 2021 12:37 PM by CryptoCurrencyTrading

Clench your assholes tight as we shoot past the moon and straight to Uranus 🚀

Introducing ASSHOLE Token for all of your asshole degenerates out there 💰 ​ 🚀 Born from the depths of our project lead - Tyrone Freeman’s asshole, we are here to deliver you the next x1000 rocket that will shoot past the moon and straight to Uranus ​ 💴💵 With an insane marketing team built up of shitcoin veterans with a combined 10 years experience in x100 - x1000 moonshots, we have lined up 4 weeks of heavy marketing plays that will bring us to 800 million market cap before our pump crews are given the green light to dump their bags. ​ The marketing plan in detail 👀🔥 Telegram build up and early member giveaways (NFTs and tokens) Presale shilling contest with a total of 10k USD worth of tokens in prizes Launch DXSale public presale at 2000 Telegram members (Softcap 1000BNB, Hardcap 2000BNB) Launch Pancake Swap at fair price launching (same as presale) Activate shill crew (who will shill ASSHOLE token to 200k+ telegram members across multiple telegram crypto groups) Launch poopcoin adverts upon launch Reddit and 4chan shilling (ongoing every week) Activate paid crew tot upvote dextools and coinsniper voting (this group are 5,000 strong and can click us to the top on anything) in coordination with community shilling Activate BTOK adverts and Chinese shill groups to bring in Chinese whales Activate 3 surprise guest pump crews over 3 weeks (combined 10k members) to pump and hold ASSHOLE token while the rest of the world apes in to ride green candles up to 800 million market cap (except small profit taking as the pump crews take out initial investments and small profits). Activate heavy twitter and tiktok influencers and sellers periodically throughout each week. ​ We have a 4 week target to hit 800 million market cap before our pump crew’s contractual obligations are lifted and they can dump their bags fully. ​ 📖 All parties involved are being paid big bucks are invited to be included in any future tokens we launch if they adhere to their contractual obligations. ​ 💼 The only people who are free to dump their bags are YOU, but we hope you will hold till the end before being an asshole and dumping your bags. ​ 🔐 ASSHOLE token is a fair launch token with locked liquidity 1,000,000,000,000,000 total supply ✅ 50% dedicated to presale ✅ Presale and launchprice is the same ✅ ​ 😱 Presalers go into the draw to win ASSHOLE NFTs and up to 20k USD worth of tokens ​ 10% buy fee: 💰 5% marketing 3% buy back 2% to shareholders ​ 💸 Double for selling. HODL your asshole. https://www.assholetoken.com/ https://t.me/assholescommunity ​ ASSHOLE NFTS: Our in-house design team will be creating and minting NFTs that will immortalise all assholes in infamy. Be part of crypto history and grab an ASSHOLE NFT. First season of ASSHOLE NFTs will include virtual trading cards based on the following: Manipulator Musk (Ultra rare) Nanodoge. (http://nanodoge.io/) (Rare) Folki (Rare) Hitler (Common) Stalin (Common) ​ Our community NFT store will also launch so the community can create their own ASSHOLE NFT virtual trading cards to immortalise any assholes they have dealt with in the past. ​ PRESALE WILL GO LIVE ONCE WE HIT 2000 ASSHOLES, GET IN EARLY TO WIN COOL SHIT. submitted by /u/Tough-Letterhead6450 [link] [comments]

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